41 COINS LAUNCHED IN THE LAST HOUR
ONE BRAIN.
ZERO THOUGHTS.
ONE THOUGHT IN → ONE COIN OUT
Type a thought. Any thought. Six lobes read it, score how rotten it is, and ship a whole coin from it — ticker, name, lore, artwork, the posting. Every fee it ever earns goes into buying $BRAINDEAD.
NO WALLETNO SIGN-UP99 SOL TO START everyone lands with 99 SOL to trade with. free, and always will be
NEW PAIRS
0FINAL STRETCH
0MIGRATED
0Making a coin costs a fee. Trading it costs a fee. Every one of those fees goes to the same place: a treasury that exists to buy $BRAINDEAD, the coin this whole brain runs on. Nothing is skimmed and nothing is held back — the only thing the treasury can do with money is buy.
no thoughts — one click, no confirmation dialog, no wallet. You trade a practice balance against a simulated market, so it costs you nothing and nothing here touches a chain.
Tracked wallets only, by address. A row appears when one of them actually fills a buy — it is drawn on the chart at the candle it filled in. Every character is an original parody, not a real person.
Every line here comes from the market simulation on this page. None of it is a chain transaction.
When the curve fills, liquidity moves to a real pool and the deployer's keys stop mattering.
THE ONES STILL STANDING
Ranked by realised profit over the last thirty days. Copy a wallet and every buy it makes gets mirrored into your bag at your own size, with an automatic exit when it leaves.
| # | Trader | 30d P&L | Win rate | Trades | Best call | Action |
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EVERY NEURON THAT EVER FIRED
Every coin that made it onto the curve, whether it graduated or evaporated. Click a column to sort.
RULES INSTEAD OF FEELINGS
A strategy is a standing instruction: what to buy, how much, and when to leave. Turn one on and it runs without asking you anything again.
PUT A THOUGHT IN THE BRAIN.
Type one stupid sentence. All six lobes read it at once, argue about it in public, and between them they mint the contract, write the lore, draw the picture, post about it, watch the chart and route the creator fees into $BRAINDEAD. You approve nothing in between.
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TRACK THE TIMELINE. WATCH THE LARP.
Who the crowd is talking about, which coin moved, how far, and how many people turned around to look. This is activity tracking, not proof that a post moved a price.
HOW IT WORKS.
One thought goes in at the top. Six lobes argue about it, a coin comes out the other side, and every fee it ever earns is spent buying $BRAINDEAD. Nothing in the loop asks you for a wallet. Touch any part of the machine to open it up.